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gonna post a few more old ones. almost out of these.


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Afsan says:

i get this green page in arabic with one english sentence saying u are not allowed to view this page

मुक्ति says:

ahhaha

dude your country sucks ass

Afsan says:

dude

this is what happens when a muslim ruler in 21st century holds the keys to the greatest oil reserves on the planet

मुक्ति says:

whoah

you should assasinate him

Afsan says:

i dunno he probably would be able to buy me off with the katrillion dollars in his bank accounts

मुक्ति says:

you suck too then

be a suicide bomber, do it for youtube

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मुक्ति said:

tehres so many people that want to clean my carpet

theres like

a million

ahhhhhhh

le sigh says:

hahahaha

what's wrong with your carpet

मुक्ति says:

its all fucked up, dude

there were stains when i got here and i tried to clean them and made it worse

plus i realized after jerking off on the floor like a million times it was staining it

its the worst carpet ever

so yeah im gonna pay a strange man to clean my come off a carpet

its like some weird backwards form of prostitution

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Dirty Liberal says:

well one stereotype that I find to be TRUTH

is that blacks tip like shit, if they tip at all

This prejudice on my part is the result of nine years personal scientific study as a waitress

but yesterday, since i spent the whole night doing booty dances with regulars and all the blacks in the place saw/overheard us championing Obama

I made some BANK

they were like, WHOA, white girl likes some BAMA! Give that HO a fiver!

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